RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
more like “congratulations, useless idiot”
Friendly reminder, everyone: Time is your friend.
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen
things every highschooler should know
- slut shaming doesnt make you cool
- literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
- literally no one
- do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
- thank the people who serve you lunch
- say hello to the janitors
- appreciate your parents
- establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
- it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
- stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
YASS BETCH YASS!!!
when kids stare at you for a long time
easily my favorite picture in the world